Something you need to know about me is that I love old television shows and movies. Pretty much all my favorite actors are dead. One exception is James Garner. He was in two of my favorite shows and a lot of my favorite movies. The first of my favorite shows is Maverick. In fact, the main character played by Garner is a huge influence on Neferi's personality. The second, of course, is The Rockford Files

And NBC is remaking it.

No, no. NO!

Why, NBC, why do you have go and remake it? Didn't Bionic Woman teach you anything? Are you really that out of ideas? I am really unhappy about this. I don't think a private detective living on a beach in a trailer would even work out in the 21st century, and any changes would stop it from being Rockford. Who is going to replace Gandi? He was played by Isaac Hayes for crying out loud! What about Rocky? Or Angel? Or Beth? The only possible way for me to like this show is if James Garner played Rocky, then I'd give it a chance. Because otherwise I am going to boycott this thing.